IndianMBA Time Pass : Jokes, Quotes, Brainteasers, Puzzles, Sudoku...

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THIS FEATURE LAST UPDATED ON Monday, June 18, 2007 at 18:00 hours

Recent Jokes

Management Quotes

Management is doing things right.
Leadership is doing the right things.

By : Peter F. Drucker
Submitted by : Amit Surana - Delhi

If you cannot produce results...
You are a Nobody.

By : Prakash Bandekar - Creative Director
Submitted by : Preeti Jain - Raipur

To Succeed, in everything, we should follow four basic principles:
a. strictly adhere to meritocracy,
b. work hard,
c. train well (global practice in training) and
d. follow strict discipline.

By : Mr Narayan Murthy - Businessman
source : The Times of India.

Never Make "Best" the enemy of the "Better"

By : Dr. PM Shingi - Professor
Submitted by : Sandeep - Ahmedabad

Nothing is a Miracle...
Everything is a process.

By : Satyendra Sharma - Astrologer
Submitted by : Raghav - Mumbai

"Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming."

By : Richard Branson - English Businessman
Submitted by : Amit Surana - Delhi

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Math Magic :

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Submitted by : Hemant Jain (Pune)

Teaser 1 :

Perform the calculation below as fast as you can and tell what is the result (pen and paper, calculator - No baby...Not allowed!).

Take 1000 and add 40.
Add 1000.
Add 30 and then add 1000.
Add 20.
Add 1000 and then add 10.

Answer : 4100 ...not 5000. Now you may want a calci..!!!
To see the answer select hidden text above with mouse.

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Brain Teasers

since August 31, 2000

Jokes, Riddles, Teasers, Quotes are submitted by viewers.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student: Don't bite any.

Submitted by : Jay - Baroda

Our Education system does not encourage teamwork.
When we solve our test collaboratively...they call it copying.

Submitted by : Jay - Baroda

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Submitted by : Jay - Baroda

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

Submitted by : Rishi - New Delhi

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Submitted by : Dilip Saxena - Lucknow

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"

Submitted by : Dilip Saxena - Lucknow

World's Smallest Resignation Letter

Respected Sir,

I luv ur wife.

Submitted by : Ravi - Maharashtra

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Submitted by : Ravi - Maharashtra

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Submitted by : Vishal - Ahmedabad

Ek adami sadhu se bola "meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay bataiye:
Sadhu Bola : "Sale ! upay hota to main sadhu kyo banta"

Submitted by : Vishal - Ahmedabad

Thief with knife : Tera Paisa nikal.
Man : Do you know who I am ? I am a Politician.
Thief : Acchha... To phir Mera paisa nikal.

Submitted by : Jay - Baroda

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Submitted by : Jay - Baroda

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Submitted by : Jay - Baroda

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Welcome to the IndianMBA Sudoku. Sudoku is one of the most popular puzzle games that is played all over the world by people of all ages. Sudoku is a simple game of logic where object is to complete the grid such that every row, every column, and every 3x3 block contains the digits from 1 to 9. No mathematics is required to solve the puzzles, just pure logic and reasoning.

Instructions for our Free Sudoku Puzzles :
- To fill a cell with a number just click on it until the number you want appears
- The reveal mistake button will (you guessed it) reveal any mistake
- If you are stuck and want a hint click on Hint
- Click on the "Play Another Game" button to start a brand new sudoku game
- To reveal the solution of the current button click on the "I Give Up Button"

Sudoku

Sudoku Puzzles from Web4Sudoku.com

Visual Teasers...

Visual Teasers...
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Funny Quotes

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

By : Samuel Palmer
(1805 - 1881) - English romantic painter.
Submitted by : Manish Giri - Ghaziabad
Source : http://www.amusingquotes.com/

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

By : Marcel Achard
(1899 - 1974) - French screenwriter, teacher, journalist.
Submitted by : Manish Giri - Ghaziabad
Source : http://www.amusingquotes.com/

"I think there's a world market for maybe five PCs."

By : Thomas Watson - Chairman IBM, 1943
Submitted by : Anita Rao - Hyderabad

"640k ought to be enough for anybody"

By : Bill Gates, Microsoft, 1981
Submitted by : Anita Rao - Hyderabad

"There is no reason why anyone would want to have a computer in their home"

By : Ken Olson, Founder - Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Submitted by : Anita Rao - Hyderabad

"All Desirable things in life are either illegal... banned... fattening... expensive... or married to someone else !

Submitted by : Paramjeet Arora - Chandigarh

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

By : Albert Einstein
(1879 - 1955) - German born physicist and Nobel prize winner.
Submitted by : Manish Giri - Ghaziabad
Source : http://www.amusingquotes.com/

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

By : Bill Cosby
(b. 1937) - American actor, writer, producer, composer.
Submitted by : Manish Giri - Ghaziabad
Source : http://www.amusingquotes.com/

Riddle 1

You're travelling to a village. At some point there is a fork in the road. You could go two ways but only one of them leads to the village. Lucky for you there are two men standing next to the fork. But unfortunately one of them always lies and one always speaks the truth and you do not know who is who. Since the men do not really like to help you, you are allowed to ask one of them only one question.
Which question should you ask ?

Answer

Riddle 2

What question do you ask all day, but the answer is always different.

Answer : The time
To see the answer select hidden text above with mouse.

Submitted by : Dilip - Chandigarh
Source : http://www.pzzls.com/

Riddle 3

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

Answer : Your name
To see the answer select hidden text above with mouse.

Submitted by : Dilip - Chandigarh
Source : http://www.pzzls.com/

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Riddles